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thank you for this extremely relatable post kiplinger

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wojtek

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wojtek

this hits close to home... which i don't have because nobody ever gave me an inheritance

jrdntnnr

After maximising your IRA, you get a phone call from a man with a deep Ulster accent. He tells you that a ‘powerful vehicle’ filled with explosives has been placed outside a shopping centre in the heart of Manchester and there are exactly 12 minutes before the device is detonated. He gives you two choices: A. inform the police, saving hundreds of innocent lives but have your identity revealed as the bomber, or B. Keep quiet and as a reward receive a generous nest egg for your golden years. “Tiocfaidh ár lá, thank you for choosing Kiplinger”.

brandon

@jrdntnnr i remember this episode of the hit bbc show Luther