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I get forced to play minecraft and

cunt

cant i play 2

keyser

@lochie you can but prepare for trauma if youre in the same server as me

cunt

@keyser yes pls

keyser

@lochie gimme your username so i can whitelist u so you can join the zoomers

cunt

@keyser microsoft assigned a name to me, i dunno what it was D:

keyser

@lochie wait do you have bedrock or java edition? Cause if it's bedrock -> D:

cunt

@keyser i got the one on the switch, but i also have the one that has been around since indev

wojtek

what do you do in minecraft

keyser

@wojtek build stuff, explore, kill a dragon. I find it boring so I just go around making the others' goals more difficult then disconnect

wojtek

@keyser nice. i played on a private server with friends once. we were building a village and some automated farms. i have no idea how 6 year olds already know everything about this game

keyser

@wojtek right? Once my friend told me you need a pickaxe for x block and an axe for y I was surprised that kids just know the ropes of it. I'm still lost